December Shorts

Don't you just love walking outside in your shorts and t-shirt and being completely content? I sure as heck do!! I actually could care less if it is December and the high was 71 degrees today. I love this weather. I really HATE the cold. I enjoy keeping my body in the norm and 70 degree weather and me are pretty good friends :)

The only problem I have with this type of weather in December is that it tends to just decide to do whatever it pleases. So naturally 70 Tuesday and 48 Saturday? Is that really natural?!?! NO!! That is what I am NOT ok with. Why must it be 70 and gorgeous one day and then 48 a couple days later?! Don't get me wrong a couple months of cold weather doesn't kill me but if it was 70 all winter I could not miss the cold. I'm not picky :)

Exams are starting here in college town for all of you wondering whats going on on this campus. The answer would be NOTHING but studying!!

Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Here in our corner of the world, it finally got cold. Believe it or not, I don't find this a turn for the worse.

The only bad thing about this new development is that once you step into a building you are instantly 35-ish degrees hotter than you were outside, and thus completely uncomfortable.

I guess you could say that where we live

Bruises

College is hurtful. Haha ok, so in the physical sense. But no really. I can't tell you how many bruises I have acquired in college!! The other morning while getting out of bed I swung my leg over to climb down the ladder and guess what I whacked my leg right onto my bed post! The proceeded to find out that whatever mystical faerie that comes in the middle of the night and jams my finger is still coming...

Although these things seem stupid, today in my biology lab we were learning of the human circulatory system! Fascinating....right. Anyways it came tot he part of the lab where I to prick my own finger and take my own blood to type my blood. Now I happened to be the only person at my table who had ever donated blood before so I knew perfectly well what was coming. Those little "pricks" that they say won't hurt at all give me a little itty bitty teeny tiny BRUISE that I can't escape whenever I do something. And yes typing with my pricked finger hurts so I, naturally, have mastered the art of not using my pricked finger!

Moral of the story I might die from all the typing I'm goign to have to do throughout the next couple of days.

Where in my face is used as a backboard

Today I had the happy opportunity to let one of my classmates use my face as a wall to bounce a soccer ball off of.

It wasn't particularly painful, but now my nose is tingling and I am constantly touching it to make sure that it isn't somehow swollen into a potato or something like that.

I am particularly handy at handing out injuries in that class, so I feel like it was my turn to be on the receiving end. The girl that kicked the ball into my face was a girl that I have the penchulant for tripping at least once a class. Karma may not be swift, but it certianly does come back around to you at some point.

Wha...How...OH KNOW!!!

Ok seriously. This whole idea of taking an "undecided major" was NOT A GOOD IDEA!!! How the heck am I supposed to know what to do with my life!! 

Ok...that's not actually why it's a pain in the butt. It's actually the fact that I have to take 15 credit hours next semester but I have NO CLUE what to take. I applied for the major I want but what if that's not the major I end up with? I mean of course all of the classes I will most likely take will be general education but still!! I might have to end up taking 16 hours!! That means I might have 5 REAL classes! Who's idea was that?! Can you imagine having 5 tests in one week? 5 exams to prepare for? And 5 days of absolutely nothing but class.......WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

Milkshakes

Me and a Farmer once made milkshakes. Only rather than using a blender to mix the icecream with the milk, we used knives. Sounds dangerous, really isn't.

So, today, I made a milkshake with a knife and ice cream. I was so excited to drink it. Even though it was cold outside, I had just created a wonderful bit of awesomeness.

It turned out that it was so cold outside that my milkshake thickened right when we stepped outside. I had to wait for it to thaw out a bit so that I could actually drink it. I was distraught.

Oh, and by the way, Happy Halloween!

Rebuttal and Irrespnsibility

I do not bend to Kentucky's every wish and command! In fact I have never just done something for her! Besides washing my sheets and her sheets TOGETHER so that she didn't complain or drag me to go and do it with her later. I am not a slave, I just happen to be a nice person because she never asks me to do things like that! I just am doing it form me so I figure why not do it for her if she's just going to drag me to do it later.

Now that that is cleared up, I'm on to my stupidity. Why am I so forgetful? Yes I'm saying it! I forget everything! I have to write it down and then sometimes I STILL forget! I have forgotten so many things being here at college has caused so much stress and I don't think it's been good for that part of my brain that lets me remember things....I really need to work on being more remember-ful...