From the files of Detective Kentucky

The following is a reenactment of the case known as "I just need to sit down for a little bit."

This spectacle occurred late on the night of the NCSU football game versus Cincinnati. As HossBoss mentioned in her post last night, there were some illegal-to-under-twenty-one-year-olds substances being injested, and the results were quite drastic.

Here follows the reenactment of last night's adventure: (HossBoss has stepped in to reenact)

A girl, short, and with long brown hair wanders down the hallway.

Suddenly:

"I just need to sit down for a second," She says, collapsing in the middle of the floor. I'm in the middle of paining one of my fingernails, and she just stares at me with wide, glazed eyes.

And then she is on the ground.

I'm confused, because she just lays there for a while. When she finally gets up (as far as her knees,) she rattles the doornob of her room and wonderes who had locked it. She wonders this very very loudly.

She is finally able to get back into her room, but I'd imagine that those few seconds she spent on the floor, looking up at the lights must have been very interesting for her.